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More about what I am looking for: "Someone who loves to dream of crazy new ideas."
Dyonisus
More about what I am looking for: "I love active, creative, funky, open minded, outgoing and independent."
soho32
Most humbling moment: "Deciding to move to Amherst and go back to school full time."
browneyedwoman
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "At the finish line of the Boston Marathon."
dancergirl
Favorite on-screen sex scene: "In Pretty Woman, when she finally decides to kiss him on the mouth, and they just keep kissing."
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