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jobaby
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "On the Mexican Riviera."
illusionist410
More about who I'm looking for: "A woman who is enticing, witty, peculiar, and innervating, and who likes herself."
JCii
The five items I can't live without: "Friends, portable music, inline skates, hiking boots, cameras."
crazy_beautiful
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "The mountains back home in Wyoming. Anywhere there are mountains will do, though."
AZTeacher11
More about what I am looking for: "Likes to travel and play sports. Is slightly romantic but not overly so."
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