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awsumblkduke
Fill in the blanks: "A famous quote is sexy; an original thought is sexier."
funkfelon
Most humbling moment: "Nobody else in the club thought my rendition of Metallica's 'Four Horsemen' was really cool."
winterbikegrl
"You are fun-loving and adventurous and not afaid to look stupid. You are a non-conformist without trying."
sweetgrkpoet
Last great book I read: "I read too much to just choose one - Fight Club, Post Office by Bukowski, Lolita."
tyrolean
Celebrity I resemble most: "Little Lulu."
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