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starryautumn
Last great book I read: "The Stranger, by Albert Camus."
Ghoulita
Favorite on-screen sex scene: "Chucky and Bride of Chucky in front of the fireplace."
civildsobdce
Last great book I read: "Lies My Teacher Told Me - James W. Loewen."
doceon
Most humbling moment: "Screwing up 5 people's experiments by accidentally mislabeling a bottle of an important reagent."
doommonkey
More about what I am looking for: "Nice legs, twinkling smile, bright eyes, a warm heart, and the requisite sense of humor."
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