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Chaoticbliss
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Backpacking in the Rockies."
Hussey
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Me and my puppy asleep. Awwwwww."
kiss_the_bottle
Why you should get to know me: "If I succeed as a filmmaker, you'll want to meet me so you can say, 'I knew him when he was useless.'"
marthmallo
Celebrity I resemble most: "Xena Warrior Princess."
sobejeff
The five items I can't live without: "Books, my motorcycle, food, money, and companionship."
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