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Why you should get to know me: "We only get one chance to sip the wine, so let's enjoy the taste."
sleepysophist
Why you should get to know me: "I'm originally from Ireland and still have an accent when I'm not paying attention."
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More about what I am looking for: "Someone to give my dreams detail."
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More about what I am looking for: "A tall, non-smoking man with a good sense of humor who does not want children."
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Celebrity I resemble most: "Morally I resemble Jessica Simpson."
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