This is sung to the tune: "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas"
Have a Jerry Springer Christmas, It's that time of the year... Oh By Golly Have a Jerry Springer Christmas, this year...
Ho, ho a bloody nose, by the Christmas Tree Beaten near the Mistletoe, hit him once for me!
Have a Jerry Springer Christmas, It's that time of the year... Oh By Golly Have a Jerry Springer Christmas, this year...
Ho, ho, it's drinking time, all day long I see... Alcohol and arguments, family time's all glee!
Have a Jerry Springer Christmas, It's that time of the year... Oh By Golly Have a Jerry Springer Christmas, this year...
Chairs are flying here and there, broken bones, oh gee, With a medical insurance card in hand, what more does Christmas need?
Have a Jerry Springer Christmas, It's that time of the year... Oh By Golly Have a Jerry Springer Christmas, this year...
Who's that screaming in the hall, what's that banging noise? Oh, it's just my brother's head, oh the holiday joys!
Have a Jerry Springer Christmas, It's that time of the year... Oh By Golly Have a Jerry Springer Christmas, this year...
The only thing we’re missing here is the trailer park.... We’ll be on COPS again my dear, just another Christmas lark!
Have a Jerry Springer Christmas, It's that time of the year... Oh By Golly Have a Jerry Springer Christmas, this year... To Dance Beneath the Diamond Sky With One Hand Waiving Free; Silhouetted by the Sea
