12/17/2007 11:13 am
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This is sung to the tune: "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas"
Have a Jerry Springer Christmas,
It's that time of the year...
Oh By Golly Have a Jerry Springer Christmas, this year...
Ho, ho a bloody nose, by the Christmas Tree
Beaten near the Mistletoe, hit him once for me!
Have a Jerry Springer Christmas,
It's that time of the year...
Oh By Golly Have a Jerry Springer Christmas, this year...
Ho, ho, it's drinking time, all day long I see...
Alcohol and arguments, family time's all glee!
Have a Jerry Springer Christmas,
It's that time of the year...
Oh By Golly Have a Jerry Springer Christmas, this year...
Chairs are flying here and there, broken bones, oh gee,
With a medical insurance card in hand, what more does Christmas need?
Have a Jerry Springer Christmas,
It's that time of the year...
Oh By Golly Have a Jerry Springer Christmas, this year...
Who's that screaming in the hall, what's that banging noise?
Oh, it's just my brother's head, oh the holiday joys!
Have a Jerry Springer Christmas,
It's that time of the year...
Oh By Golly Have a Jerry Springer Christmas, this year...
The only thing we’re missing here is the trailer park....
We’ll be on COPS again my dear, just another Christmas lark!
Have a Jerry Springer Christmas,
It's that time of the year...
Oh By Golly Have a Jerry Springer Christmas, this year...
To Dance Beneath the Diamond Sky With One Hand Waiving Free; Silhouetted by the Sea
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1624 posts 12/17/2007 1:17 pm |
Wow! You are musically diverse!
What''s so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding?
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