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I have a blog for my romantic I have a blog for my babbling fool I have a blog for the pathos I have a blog to release the cruel I have a blog for more formal thinking and a blog for the daily life so many blogs for so many things now a blog to find a wife?
seems just crazy enough to suit me and if you can laugh along then maybe this site won't boot me and we can write a song
as if I don't already have enough places to put words online (and I'd have linked each one above, but I'm not sure if that's allowed, which is very restrictive for me as I love linking to layer my writing with depths and tangents and odd asides), I start a new blog here for however long it lasts (this personal ad thing is a lark for me... I have dozens around the web, created impulsively over the years in some fanciful moment of hope and idealism {or perhaps boredom}, and I seldom return to check on whether anything happened with them, but this is the first that I've noticed has a blog feature, so here we are)...
blogs can be habit forming for me...
I was encouraged (though she wouldn't know it unless she happens along to this post and if she does, well... hi *grin* and all) to open this blogger who appeared in the "watched blogs" box when I clicked on blogs here so I clicked to see what an onion blog might be like and after reading several of her posts (and loving her way with words) I decided to scratch some words of my own here...
I don't know what will come of this... the rhyme above is tongue-in-cheek (wife rhymes with life, don't sue me)... I am primarily looking for compatible friends so I don't have to do everything with my roommates (I mean they're cool, but they don't share many of my interests and I'd like to expand my social life)...
however, being a hopelessly hopeful romantic who lives to be in love, I am not opposed to falling in love if the friend happens to fall with me... mostly, in recent years, my falling in love is left for literary fantasy, creatively expressed in rhymes from afar (and I know the difference between my literary fantasies and an actual relationship, so please try not to mistake my online writings for serious proposals or any such assumed emotions in case you happen to inspire a love song along the way)...
I'll happily give you my phone number or other contact info if you want to ask serious questions about me as I love to share and have nothing to hide... and if someone with a compatible personality just happens to be in Orlando, FL and wants to hang out listening to music, watching movies, walking through parks, visiting museums, hanging in a cafe or on the beach or anywhere, then YAY! for onion personals
so hopefully this first posts gives you some idea of where I am coming from and what I am doing here... I've got about a million words online and millions more handwritten offline (I really ought to be the "Mystic Writer" Meyers-Brigg thing, but then, I can be any of a half dozen of those categories depending on my mood when I take that test and each time I am genuinely as honest as I can be)...
honesty, start and stay there or have fun somewhere else... that's something you ought to know about me... and I tend to write a lot... but though most of my words will be posted elsewhere, I just might come back a time or few to post some here as well... especially if a little encouragement pops up now and then
yes, I am out of my mind, but that's where the world can be found... I sit in my head all alone (except for the voices, but we'll leave them for another post... huh?... oh, ok, welcome to my irreverent humor, hope it doesn't scare ya, wink, wink, nudge, nudge) and am very comfortable in here with myself, but I love to share too so...
there's some clever twisted analogy in there somwehere but I've been awake some 36 hours and I'll leave it for you to put together (you can take credit for it if you like)... perhaps the best thing about being out of my mind is it leaves room for you to come on in...
welcome... make yourself at home... I'll be back any time now
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