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    <title>The Onion Personals Blogs: blog #16</title>
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      <title>time is an illusion</title>
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      <description>time is an illusionwhen you are not heretime is an illusionit can disappearthe moment you are nearas sappy as that seemswhen you are with mei no longer need dreamsah yes, time is certainly an illusion</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 21:01:05 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>for you, the writers</title>
      <link>http://personals.theonion.com/blog/2130/post_28910.html?dcb=personals.theonion.com&amp;pid=p2011</link>
      <description>you are why I am online... you who put words out here, not necessarily to feel published or for any sort of profit, but simply to release your thoughts and feelings so they do not become a burden... a</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 21 Oct 2006 04:24:11 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>the concerts and other fun</title>
      <link>http://personals.theonion.com/blog/2130/post_28908.html?dcb=personals.theonion.com&amp;pid=p2011</link>
      <description>much of my free time has been spent exploring new music live... for music lovers interested, these are the concerts and shows I've seen or intend to see (and one big reason I'm not writing or reading </description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 21 Oct 2006 04:01:22 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>kilowatt</title>
      <link>http://personals.theonion.com/blog/2130/post_28713.html?dcb=personals.theonion.com&amp;pid=p2011</link>
      <description>there was once a kilowattwho shone like the sunreading her was magicalknowing her was funthen one day she disappearedcouldn't tell you whyseems to happen a lot in lifesort of makes me crywhy do people</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2006 21:09:31 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>so many words, so little time</title>
      <link>http://personals.theonion.com/blog/2130/post_28711.html?dcb=personals.theonion.com&amp;pid=p2011</link>
      <description>that title sounds so familiar, logic says I must have used it somewhere before because it is a frequent visitor (in thought form) to my head... there are 262 blog posts right here at the onion that I </description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2006 21:04:51 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>a star I am not</title>
      <link>http://personals.theonion.com/blog/2130/post_23172.html?dcb=personals.theonion.com&amp;pid=p2011</link>
      <description>but then, I am not seeking popularity persay... even as ego loves the spotlight and misses the applause, the art and craft was always more important than the reaction for me... and yet, here online a</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 30 Jul 2006 06:55:06 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>life is a beautiful blur</title>
      <link>http://personals.theonion.com/blog/2130/post_21255.html?dcb=personals.theonion.com&amp;pid=p2011</link>
      <description>with so little time to sit and write... but in case you wanted to know, Van's Warped Tour was great... twelve hours of music and sun and wild and happy people and rain and wet and moshing people and s</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2006 06:19:08 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>slowing, I suppose</title>
      <link>http://personals.theonion.com/blog/2130/post_20944.html?dcb=personals.theonion.com&amp;pid=p2011</link>
      <description>4. I started this blog, ironically, at a time when my writing time and my online time is at a minimum (compared to other times in my life and times)... still, I write as I breath, often, though not al</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Jun 2006 07:43:05 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>tic tic tic</title>
      <link>http://personals.theonion.com/blog/2130/post_20602.html?dcb=personals.theonion.com&amp;pid=p2011</link>
      <description>no time bomb or sudden twitchy movements, just acknowledging the slow (or fast, depending on perspective) passage of time since I last appeared here to drop some words... this blog has no form in my h</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Jun 2006 14:12:46 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>endless summer</title>
      <link>http://personals.theonion.com/blog/2130/post_20165.html?dcb=personals.theonion.com&amp;pid=p2011</link>
      <description>or so it seems for a happy teenager in Florida... working with teenage girls is at once a blessing and a challenge (but not a curse as no matter the nature of the energy, and sometimes it is negative </description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jun 2006 03:41:43 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>numbers and changes</title>
      <link>http://personals.theonion.com/blog/2130/post_19935.html?dcb=personals.theonion.com&amp;pid=p2011</link>
      <description>I've noticed in my browsing of blogs here recently talk of posts being changed by the people who run the site... I'm wondering if the blog writer is notified of such changes (or are there posts in my </description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 04 Jun 2006 11:52:24 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>the empty box</title>
      <link>http://personals.theonion.com/blog/2130/post_19800.html?dcb=personals.theonion.com&amp;pid=p2011</link>
      <description>as a lifelong personal word-writer (that is, from scribbles to diaries to journals and now, to blogs), I see the empty box on the web much as I've seen the blank page... so much empty space, so much p</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2006 10:54:16 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>the morning flew by</title>
      <link>http://personals.theonion.com/blog/2130/post_19730.html?dcb=personals.theonion.com&amp;pid=p2011</link>
      <description>I sat here after work semi-napping while reading entries around various blog sites and leaving some rambling comments (strange things sometimes happen with words in my mind when I am on the border of </description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:13:57 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>late for work</title>
      <link>http://personals.theonion.com/blog/2130/post_19706.html?dcb=personals.theonion.com&amp;pid=p2011</link>
      <description>busy day(s) so no time for blogging here... blogspot got a few words (where first I shall appear in real time)... having fun, hope you are too </description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 31 May 2006 19:53:22 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>cutting the chase</title>
      <link>http://personals.theonion.com/blog/2130/post_19568.html?dcb=personals.theonion.com&amp;pid=p2011</link>
      <description>I am often told I cut to the chase too quickly, that my unabashed honesty is unattractive, without allure, unappealing, and downright scary... sometimes I almost believe that, but even if it's true, I</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 29 May 2006 16:10:53 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>and if I fell</title>
      <link>http://personals.theonion.com/blog/2130/post_19486.html?dcb=personals.theonion.com&amp;pid=p2011</link>
      <description>and if I fell in love with youwhere would we go from hereif simple words could be enoughwould lonelies disappear?and if you fell in love with mejust how could we be suream I so wrong forwanting more?</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 28 May 2006 00:50:47 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>and living day to day...</title>
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      <description>and dream about tomorrow... and the hours go by like minutes... yes, the Eagles song, if you recall it, came to mind as I read the first comment and perhaps that's why I had nothing to say yesterday..</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 27 May 2006 02:51:03 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>another day, another smile :)</title>
      <link>http://personals.theonion.com/blog/2130/post_19334.html?dcb=personals.theonion.com&amp;pid=p2011</link>
      <description>well, I'm back again, which is a surprise, but I appreciate comments and want you to know that and since you can't read my mind (I think), I've come to tell you... thanks I went over to my blogspot bl</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2006 08:48:18 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>day three?</title>
      <link>http://personals.theonion.com/blog/2130/post_19264.html?dcb=personals.theonion.com&amp;pid=p2011</link>
      <description>well, sort of... the third post and the third night (I work nights) I actually worked and didn't spend time writing, which is a dramatic chance of pace and leaves piles of words bouncing around my hea</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 24 May 2006 07:39:14 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>very strange</title>
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      <description>besides me, I mean, the very strange thing about this post is that I am more ambivalent than usual today... it's been a long time since I felt like just sitting in front of random television and veget</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 23 May 2006 08:08:31 -0800</pubDate>
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