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brityank
Fill in the blanks: "An oysters and champagne picnic is sexy; intelligence without arrogance is sexier."
shadowgirl
Why you should get to know me: "I am an avid sports fan that knows as much, if not more, than the average person."
OMGWTFBBQName
Last great book I read: "I just re-read Ellie Weizel's Night."
wonsandxeeros
More about what I am looking for: "Someone that's sarcastic without being cruel and ascerbic."
miamigirl312
Celebrity I resemble most: "Christina Ricci, if she were Jewish, I suppose."
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