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| Gender: |
Man
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| Age: |
31 |
| Lives in: |
Brooklyn, New York, United States
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Relocate?: |
Prefer not to say |
| Height: |
5 ft 10 in / 177-180 cm |
| Body Type: |
Average |
| Smoking: |
I'm a non-smoker |
| Drinking: |
I don't drink at all |
| Race: |
Prefer not to say |
| Education: |
JD |
| Marital Status: |
Single |
| Religion: |
Agnostic |
| Have Children: |
No |
| Want Children: |
Yes |
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31
year old
Man
in Brooklyn, New York, United States
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Looking For:
Women for a short term relationship or a long term relationship
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When you can no longer breathe your heaven into my tongue, when I'm finally broken and ready to be reduced to an acre's inheritance, the mirrors on my lips already flatless, I swear it won't scare me because I'll never be without your love: You'll be in the river I always saw in your eyes. How your wrists were leaves. Your hair caught midnight under it. Brothel downpours and impossible brightness of puddle-color. A heart swelling from desire, not habit.
Will you please sleep next to me soon? Will you right-cast your arm over my dirt chest? Will you forgive me? Can we stay in hotel rooms together? Please bleach the time?
Do you believe in miracles because I think you are?
The last great book I read
Sometimes when I dig it'll be to bury you alive but mostly
it'll be to make a moat around you so you can sleep. (On
the night you dream that you have tusks I'll be dreaming,
quite unintentionally, that I'm a poacher.)
My most humbling moment
I get to go home later this week and see my family for only
the second time this year and I'm very happy about it.
Five items I can't live without
Corrective shoes. Respectable teeth. Hair pulled back.
Crooked nose. Balance a cage on her nose.
Fill in the blank: _____ is sexy; _____ is sexier.
snazzy; scuzzy
In my bedroom one will find...
I frequent watermelon gum (I always have and I always will)
but boy oh boy strawberry-banana has recently been making
quite a case for itself as well.
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