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Tenacious__B
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Tenacious__B's Information:
 
Gender:   Man
Age:   37
Lives in:   San Francisco, California, United States
Travels to:   Los Angeles, United States
Relocate?:   No
Height:   5 ft 7 in / 170-172 cm
Body Type:   Athletic
Smoking:   I'm a non-smoker
Drinking:   I'm a light/social drinker
Race:   Caucasian
Speaks:   English
Education:   Master's Degree
Marital Status:   Single
Occupation:   techy/managerial
Religion:   Jewish
Have Children:   No
Want Children:   Maybe
Hair Color:   Brown
Hair Length :   Shaved
Eye Color :   Brown
Glasses or Contacts :   None

   
37 year old Man in San Francisco, California, United States

Looking For: Women for a short term relationship, a long term relationship, a friend or play
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Profile for Tenacious__B
If you were to ask my friends about me they'd probably say I'm a great friend. Loyal, smart, witty, hard working, and generous. Some might even throw in a positive comment about my looks. I don't know for sure, but you get the picture - and that picture is that my friends are pretty f-in awesome! For them to say all that great stuff about me just to help me get a date is really what friends are all about. I know I'd do the same for them.

Anyways, I'm originally from the east coast and moved to the bay area 10 years ago for a new job. I'm quite active and enjoy cycling, snowboarding, playing guitar, photography, and cooking (a recent addition), and any other activities that take place outdoors. I'm a bit of sports nut with Hockey and College Football being my main addictions. I'm pretty handy around the house as well. I love to learn new stuff and I am currently back in school part time to get my master's degree.

My Ideal Person:
You're funny, active, sexy, have a career (or plans for one), have great friends and are close with your family. In a perfect world we'll have some of the same hobbies, but also have enough differences that we can learn from each other and be exposed to new ideas and interests.

  • The last great book I read
    Touching the Void - Joe Simpson
    A Short History of Nearly Everything - Bill Bryson
  • My most humbling moment
    Sometimes when I look at the moon and stars I just feel really
    small.
  • Favorite on-screen sex scene
    Team America
  • The celebrity I resemble the most
    me, but I'm not famous yet nor do I want to be.
  • The best or worst lie I've ever told
    I'm not a very good liar so most of the ones I've
    attempted would classify as "worst ever".
  • If I could be anywhere right now
    On my bike following the Tour (that's in France but
    only in July), any other country in Europe on my bike, or
    snowboarding in some powder, but not too deep because I
    tend to get stuck and it sucks having to fall over and then
    try rolling out of deep powder!
  • Five items I can't live without
    My friends and family, my bikes and clipless pedals, my
    goofy imagination, the iPod, and a camera.
  • Fill in the blank: _____ is sexy; _____ is sexier.
    Riding a bike is sexy; Watching you ride one of mine is sexier!
  • In my bedroom one will find...
    1 very comfortable bed. Pictures, some hung on the wall others still sitting on the floor (still haven't fully moved in yet). clothes.

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