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flattopguitar's Information:
 
Gender:   Man
Age:   39
Lives in:   San Francisco, California, United States
Relocate?:   Prefer not to say
Height:   5 ft 10 in / 177-180 cm
Body Type:   Average
Smoking:   Prefer not to say
Drinking:   I'm a light/social drinker
Race:   Caucasian
Speaks:   English, SealifeinSpanish
Education:   Some college
Marital Status:   Single
Occupation:   working/slacking
Religion:   Other
Have Children:   No
Want Children:   Maybe
Hair Color:   Blonde
Hair Length :   Medium
Eye Color :   Blue
Glasses or Contacts :   Either

   
39 year old Man in San Francisco, California, United States

Looking For: Women for a short term relationship, a long term relationship, a friend or play
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Profile for flattopguitar
I have to sell myself? I'm funny, smart, irreverent, loyal, creative, sane, crazy, employed, skeptical, never dull, shy, outgoing, contradictive, and if you get to know me you will have a friend for life.

I can cook too, I think.

My Ideal Person:
You understand balance, you take the good with the bad, but you strive for the good. You are compassionate, but not a bleeding heart because you understand that life is sometimes absurd. You are wholly you.

  • The last great book I read
    The Good Life by Jay Mcinerney. Tree Of Smoke by Denis Johnson.
  • My most humbling moment
    I have one at least once a week, I may be having one now.
  • Favorite on-screen sex scene
    I liked the phone booth in True Romance, Mulholland Drive
    was good, but nothing on screen beats the real thing. Grumpy Old Men in the bathtub with the waffle iron was amazing.
  • The celebrity I resemble the most
    Jennifer Lopez
  • The best or worst lie I've ever told
    I try not to lie. There were a few things when I was younger
    and more reckless.
  • If I could be anywhere right now
    Here. On a beach. In the recording studio.
  • Five items I can't live without
    Guitar
    Notebook
    pen
    food
    water
  • Fill in the blank: _____ is sexy; _____ is sexier.
    spontaneous passion



    waking up next to you
  • In my bedroom one will find...
    Jimmy Hoffa.

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