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Springautumn
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Springautumn's Information:
 
Gender:   Woman
Age:   37
Lives in:   Chicago, Illinois, United States
Relocate?:   Maybe/Yes
Height:   5 ft 3 in / 160-162 cm
Body Type:   Slim/Petite
Smoking:   I'm a non-smoker
Drinking:   I'm a light/social drinker
Race:   Hispanic
Speaks:   English
Education:   BA/BS (4 years college)
Marital Status:   Single
Occupation:   editor
Religion:   Buddhist/Taoist
Have Children:   No
Want Children:   Maybe
Hair Color:   Black
Hair Length :   Medium
Eye Color :   Brown
Glasses or Contacts :   None

   
37 year old Woman in Chicago, Illinois, United States

Looking For: Men for a short term relationship, a long term relationship or a friend
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Profile for Springautumn
I am a fairly social person, and an affectionate one. With my girlfriends, I attempt to be sweet, caring, and ridiculous because girls need to laugh. That said, most of my best friends are guys.

I love talking about music and politics, going out on adventures, and watching baseball and football. I have a ton of books and CDs. I watch comedy or Chicago Tonight.

My Ideal Person:
Someone humorous and kind who's had some experiences. Someone good-hearted. I like people who are witty and talented with broad interests. Since music, sports, books and left-leaning politics are important to me, they're usually important to the people I'm drawn to.

  • The last great book I read
    "Did Somebody Say Totalitarianism?" by Slavoj
    Zizek. I'm also reading/rereading "Sex, Drugs
    and Cocoa Puffs, " "Molloy/Malone Dies/The
    Unnameable, " and "The Shock Doctrine."
  • Favorite on-screen sex scene
    The best ones are all in Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
  • If I could be anywhere right now
    Mexico, Quebec, Ireland or an East Coast city, but I will
    gladly accept New Glarus, WI.
  • Five items I can't live without
    I can't live without music, people and love. S'about
    it. Wait, I'm forgetting tacos. Those too.
  • Fill in the blank: _____ is sexy; _____ is sexier.
    Sox in the playoffs, sexy. Sox in the World Series, sexier.

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