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qslipstream's Information:
 
Gender:   Woman
Age:   50
Lives in:   Brooklyn, New York, United States
Relocate?:   Maybe/Yes
Height:   5 ft 2 in / 157-160 cm
Body Type:   Average
Smoking:   Prefer not to say
Drinking:   Prefer not to say
Race:   Caucasian
Speaks:   English, Cancounttoteninmanyandknowuselessphrases inNorwegian
Education:   Prefer not to say
Marital Status:   Divorced
Occupation:   Mgr. Int'l. Rights
Religion:   Spiritual
Have Children:   No
Want Children:   Prefer not to say
Hair Color:   Brown
Hair Length :   Long
Eye Color :   Black

   
50 year old Woman in Brooklyn, New York, United States

Looking For: Men for a short term relationship, a long term relationship or a friend
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Profile for qslipstream
I'm incredibly loyal and passionate.

I've been very fortunate to have the opportunity to travel and call many international folks "friends' through the profession I've had half my life; selling comic book rights for both major companies.

I'd like to start mixing it up and try my hand at writing, photography, helping kids stay physically fit, help my musician buddies keep their mind on their music and take care of the details.

Loving the hard rock (even some metal), jazz, and funk.
I'll try anything (except bungee/airplane jumping). Painting simple shapes is therapeutic and calming as is boxing.

I love pen and paper; anything worth observing is worth writing about.

I think this world moves too fast and really feel sorry for the children in the 2000's who sacrifice imagination and nature far too often for too much time spent on electronic devices.

I admire common sense and a certain amount of street smarts and turned off by acronyms, forced multi-tasking, arrogance and mean people suck.

I prefer to lead my life with all five senses and my heart.

My Ideal Person:
Physical attraction, sense of humor, sense of fun, the ability to fight through a disagreement and come out learning something.

  • The last great book I read
    Jitterbug Perfume, The Remedy, Four Agreements
  • My most humbling moment
    friends' losses in 9/11, watching the towers fall
    from my rooftop; finding out my twin had cancer (she's
    cancer free now --yay!)
  • Favorite on-screen sex scene
    There are many no-sex sexual scenes in movies... the provocative
    is hotter than actually watching... but, it would have
    to be The Post Man Always Rings Twice (Jessica Lange remake)
  • The celebrity I resemble the most
    I've been told... Gina Gershon and Mercedes Ruehl
    (some find this question ridiculous, but I'm always
    noticing when someone looks like someone else; separated
    at birth and all that jazz)
  • The best or worst lie I've ever told
    I'm not a good liar...I stutter and turn red.
  • If I could be anywhere right now
    I'm a born/raised New Yorker; I'd like to be someplace
    quieter and less crowded... with a cold cocktail
  • Five items I can't live without
    Simple things: Music, my favorite scarf, dark chocolate,
    Harley DavidsonBoots, 8-hour lipcolor Literally: Air,
    water, good health, my family, rent money,
  • Fill in the blank: _____ is sexy; _____ is sexier.
    a smile is sexy; a giggle is sexier
  • In my bedroom one will find...
    My parents' black art deco furniture, my bed, a Coney
    Island "tattoo" lamp

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