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of_the_ides's Information:
 
Gender:   Man
Age:   34
Lives in:   New York City, New York, United States
Relocate?:   No
Height:   5 ft 10 in / 177-180 cm
Body Type:   Average
Smoking:   I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking:   I'm a VERY social drinker
Race:   Caucasian
Speaks:   English, Esperanto, Java
Education:   BA/BS (4 years college)
Marital Status:   Single
Occupation:   bit meddler (director of technology)
Religion:   Agnostic
Have Children:   No
Want Children:   Yes
Hair Color:   Brown
Hair Length :   Medium
Eye Color :   Brown
Glasses or Contacts :   None

   
34 year old Man in New York City, New York, United States

Looking For: Women for a short term relationship or a long term relationship
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Profile for of_the_ides
love: music. breathing. iced coffee with coffee ice cubes. content equivalence. mustard. a few humans.

like: diagrams. sequence. entity-relationship. you name it. sarcasm. not taking these questions too seriously.

dislike: the boring. fatalism. bitterness.

current soundtrack: black mountain - "in the future"

latest discovery: asset bundles.

My Ideal Person:
a sexy lady that's into being the DJ while I cook. be the selector.

passion, aspiration.

an enjoyment of the finer things in life - caviar with creme fraiche, horseradish gelee and rye air. champagne. Old English and Hot Pockets.

you will both support and encourage my karaoke renditions of megadeth's "peace sells but who's buying", america's "you can do magic" and springsteen's "hungry heart".

you will enjoy cutting rugs at night and watching teen dance-off movies in bed on sunday mornings.

a little bit more specifically - someone to share stories and adventures with. someone who loves music and has the patience and passion to listen to records together. someone with a wild streak tempered by experience and wisdom. lastly, someone that understands what makes them happy and is aware of their strengths and weaknesses.

  • The last great book I read
    it was probably a manual of some sort.
  • My most humbling moment
    one day in October of 1975.
  • Favorite on-screen sex scene
    i wonder if the retard that decided to ask this question
    had ever heard of porn (i know this sounds mean but, really?
    seth and amy, i believe, would exclaim REALLY!?)
  • The celebrity I resemble the most
    alexis de tocqueville
  • The best or worst lie I've ever told
    i like you.
  • If I could be anywhere right now
    per se
  • Five items I can't live without
    1 - constant sound/song
    2 - archimedes (my cat)
    3 - dairy products (yogurt especially)
    4 - family (including friends that are family)
    5 - mistakes
  • Fill in the blank: _____ is sexy; _____ is sexier.
    knowledge a priori; knowledge a posteriori
  • In my bedroom one will find...
    a melange of medieval artifacts focused mostly on vessels
    popular with the western european aristocracy and monarchies
    of the late thirteenth century. an impressive collection
    of chalices.


    a california king, triple goose-down pillow-topped memory
    foam mattress with an italian crafted triptych mirror
    canopy top for maximal angle coverage. the foot of the bed
    features 2 hydraulic lift 54 inch flatscreens (his and
    hers).


    a platinum wet bar filled exclusively with red bull and
    hennessy. crunk.


    kisses, lil jon

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