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houseboy_n's Information:
 
Gender:   Man
Age:   33
Lives in:   Brooklyn, New York, United States
Speaks:   English
Marital Status:   Prefer not to say
Occupation:   tool

   
33 year old Man in Brooklyn, New York, United States

Looking For: Women for a short term relationship, a long term relationship, a friend or play
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Profile for houseboy_n
Comrade, I am a citizen that loves to be used by those who are bemused that I love to be used by the one who is bemused that I love to be used.

My Ideal Person:
Comrade, you are reckless, curious, and you want to meet for a drink, or something likewise similar, and so we go from there.

Really--I like irony but this is not ironic.

Consider me an amalgam of the mud in Satantango and the crushed centipede in Jealousy.


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