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Gender:   Man
Age:   31
Lives in:   Bloomfield, New Jersey, United States
Relocate?:   Prefer not to say
Height:   5 ft 11 in / 180-182 cm
Body Type:   Average
Smoking:   I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking:   I'm a VERY social drinker
Race:   Caucasian
Speaks:   English
Education:   BA/BS (4 years college)
Marital Status:   Single
Occupation:   Graphic Designer
Religion:   Prefer not to say
Have Children:   No
Want Children:   Maybe
Hair Color:   Hair? What Hair?
Hair Length :   Shaved
Eye Color :   Inconsistent/Variable
Glasses or Contacts :   None

   
31 year old Man in Bloomfield, New Jersey, United States

Looking For: Women for a short term relationship or a long term relationship
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WFMU, Edward G. Robinson, the Common Loon, bourbon, The Twilight Zone, rocksteady, garage sales & thrift stores, Halloween, diners, Joe Strummer, film noir, stop motion dinosaurs, Rocket From The Crypt, mid-century modern, rude boys, Burgess Meredith, Technicolor, Meg White, New Jersey

No Way
Talk radio, collegiate a cappella, Dane Cook, Applebee's, reality TV, remakes, cole slaw, commuting, Glenn Beck, ringtone rap, fluorescent lights, bars with lines, extremism, entitlement, first-person shooters, yellow mustard, Perez Hilton, The Family Guy, Tyra, New Jersey

My Ideal Person:
I just got two tickets for the Pavement reunion next year and I need a date.

  • The last great book I read
    I've been on a streak of late: Redemption Song, The
    Yiddish Policeman's Union and The Big Rewind.
  • My most humbling moment
    Getting a cat. No matter how important you think you are,
    kitty's dinner time will trump your insignificant
    problems every time.
  • Favorite on-screen sex scene
    John Hurt and the face-hugger.
  • The celebrity I resemble the most
    I've heard Bruce Willis a couple times. Lately my friends
    have been saying I'm Jon from Garfield, because my
    friends are jerks.
  • The best or worst lie I've ever told
    I'm a terrible liar. If I'm lying, you'll
    know.
  • If I could be anywhere right now
    The house on Squam Lake where I go every summer- either reading
    in the hammock, or hitting golf balls into the lake.
  • Five items I can't live without
    Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa & Maggie
  • Fill in the blank: _____ is sexy; _____ is sexier.
    "Stomp, shout" is sexy; "Work it on out"
    is sexier.
  • In my bedroom one will find...
    Stacks and stacks of posters, a bike rack and a snowboard
    that I should really use more, and a broken alarm clock.

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