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burrito1's Information:
 
Gender:   Man
Age:   30
Lives in:   San Francisco, California, United States
Relocate?:   No
Height:   5 ft 11 in / 180-182 cm
Body Type:   Athletic
Smoking:   I'm a non-smoker
Drinking:   I'm a light/social drinker
Race:   Caucasian
Speaks:   English
Education:   BA/BS (4 years college)
Marital Status:   Single
Occupation:   gardener
Religion:   Agnostic
Have Children:   No
Want Children:   Maybe
Hair Color:   Red
Hair Length :   Short
Eye Color :   Green
Glasses or Contacts :   None

   
30 year old Man in San Francisco, California, United States

Looking For: Women for a short term relationship, a long term relationship or a friend
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Profile for burrito1
First things first: I'm not gonna change, alright? I've been watching my Power Rangers with a glass of chocolate milk and box of Cheez-Its since I was ten years old, and that's not about to stop anytime soon, I can tell you...

Now that that's out of the way: You should get to know me because I'm smart, silly, and open-minded. I will try to make your life fun and interesting, and I will be there for you when you're feeling lowdown.

I find the world to be beautiful and interesting. I can't help but explore it and attempt to express how I feel about it through art. My main passion is photography, but I'm trying to learn to draw too. The surest way to my heart is by sharing or at least understanding the creative impulse.

Some of my favorite things: photography, drawing, tea, vinyl, exploring, soccer, music, books, movies, hiking, science, making stuff, polaroids, chocolate, burritos. And you?

(oh, and I hate the Power Rangers, can't believe I said that)

My Ideal Person:
I like people who are good-natured, intelligent, and conscientious. If that's you, you may already be pre-approved. Other stuff is important, but it's kind of all about chemistry, isn't it? (I mean, ideally you would be into all the same stuff as me, but that's not gonna happen, so it's more about whether we hit it off or not)

  • The last great book I read
    "Russia Speaks" by Richard Lourie (an oral
    history of Russia in the 20th century). Man, those Ruskies
    had it tough...
  • My most humbling moment
    "Hum-bl-ing" What is this word you speak of?
    Just kidding. Being with my grandma at the end of her life was very humbling.
  • Favorite on-screen sex scene
    The one in Top Secret
  • The celebrity I resemble the most
    People have told me Jabba the Hut before the weight gain,
    but I think they were just being nice.
  • The best or worst lie I've ever told
    "yeah, it was good for me too" oh wait, that's
    what she said (ooh, snap) Wait a minute...did that make
    sense?
  • If I could be anywhere right now
    watching an Arsenal game at the Emirates (it's a soccer
    thing)
  • Five items I can't live without
    sunshine, burritos, some means of artistic expression
    (camera or pencil), plants, animals, friends, family
    (whoops that's too many, I guess I'm needy)
  • Fill in the blank: _____ is sexy; _____ is sexier.
    one buttock; two buttocks
  • In my bedroom one will find...
    Too many cameras, books, computer, and a guitar

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