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Gender:   Woman
Age:   50
Lives in:   Chatham, New Jersey, United States
Relocate?:   No
Height:   5 ft 8 in / 172-175 cm
Body Type:   Average
Smoking:   I'm a non-smoker
Drinking:   I'm a light/social drinker
Race:   Caucasian
Speaks:   English, French, German, Italian, piglatin
Education:   BA/BS (4 years college)
Marital Status:   Divorced
Occupation:   flower designer
Religion:   Agnostic
Have Children:   Yes. We live together.
Want Children:   Happy with what I have
Hair Color:   Salt and Pepper
Hair Length :   Medium
Eye Color :   Hazel

   
50 year old Woman in Chatham, New Jersey, United States

Looking For: Men for a short term relationship or a long term relationship
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Profile for noeave
I enjoy discovering new places, cultures, art, music, restaurants, and people. I love cooking with friends, galleries and museums, movies, theater and music. I have a wicked/great sense humor and positive outlook. _I grew up in South Carolina, then moved to Germany and finished high school in MA. I studied Graphic Design at the Univ. of Kansas and then practiced in San Francisco. Moved to Hollywood and fell into being a makeup artist for commericals and music videos somewhere along the way. I am fascinated by design of all things like furniture, architecture, objects, and best of all nature. I spend most days at the NY Botanical Gardens studying Landscape and Floral Design. I am fascinated by how other people think and see things. I am very easy going and open. I have discovered pearls of wisdom from many mouths and I'm grateful for that. I've sung in choirs most of my life and enjoy singing and playing a little guitar with others.

My Ideal Person:
Someone who lives nearby would be wonderful but...I am mobile. Looking for someone to share the excitement of life with.

  • The last great book I read
    Water For Elephants
  • My most humbling moment
    Moving to Jersey
  • Favorite on-screen sex scene
    ask me in private
  • If I could be anywhere right now
    Paris
  • Five items I can't live without
    Family, friends, house, music and art
  • Fill in the blank: _____ is sexy; _____ is sexier.
    A smile is sexy; a certain touch is sexier
  • In my bedroom one will find...
    cozy love, fire place, books, and the usual...
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