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shaolin_robot's Information:
 
Gender:   Man
Age:   36
Lives in:   Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States
Relocate?:   Prefer not to say
Height:   5 ft 11 in / 180-182 cm
Body Type:   Average
Smoking:   I'm a non-smoker
Drinking:   I'm a light/social drinker
Race:   Prefer not to say
Speaks:   Dutch, English
Education:   JD
Marital Status:   Single
Occupation:   non-evil attorney
Religion:   Prefer not to say
Have Children:   Prefer not to say
Want Children:   Prefer not to say

   
36 year old Man in Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States

Looking For: Women for a short term relationship, a long term relationship or a friend
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Profile for shaolin_robot
Recently moved to the city; right now just looking to get to know more people here and go out and have fun. I like going to art museums & exhibits, restaurants (especially Thai, Mexican, or anything I've never tried before), concerts & dance clubs (eclectic tastes but country & mainstream hip-hop are out, anything that can trace its roots to waxtrax or metropolis is excellent), orchestra, bookstores & book clubs, plays & dance performances, and indie & foreign film. I read a whole lot, I like doing it at cafes, but I'm also not above treating a bar like a cafe and reading over a snooty beer or glass of shiraz. I like to run and hike and generally spend time outdoors. I like science (we are a way for the cosmos to know itself!), and taking walks, and following whims, and always finding things to laugh about.

My Ideal Person:
Someone intelligent, witty, fun-loving, curious, decent, and who sometimes comes up with unpredictable ideas. Other than that, you tell me.

  • The last great book I read
    Invisible Cities. Currently reading & enjoying the
    Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian, Microcosm,
    and The Omnivore's Dilemma (along with everyone and
    their grandmothers), and re-reading Revelation Space
    and If On A Winter's Night A Traveler.
  • The celebrity I resemble the most
    Depends what kind of day I'm having. I've heard
    John Elway on bad days, Adam Baldwin on so-so days, Daniel
    Craig on apparently spectacular days, and Guy Pearce on anterograde-amnesiac days (or at least that's
    what my little note says).
  • Five items I can't live without
    modern medicine (is that too literal?), my running shoes,
    vintage Chinese kung fu films (one of the simple pleasures
    of life), the indie coffee shop near my office where the
    owner can often be seen making pastries or getting my coffee
    in the morning, and corporate America. NO NOT THAT! I mean,
    my foam roller.
  • In my bedroom one will find...
    just enough of an effort at interior design to say I'm
    a grownup with a real job and not a student any more, but not
    enough to disturb the carefully thought out impression
    of a rugged outdoorsy individualist who doesn't give it any thought.

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