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colossal_youth's Information:
 
Gender:   Man
Age:   35
Lives in:   Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
Relocate?:   Prefer not to say
Height:   5 ft 10 in / 177-180 cm
Body Type:   Average
Smoking:   I'm a non-smoker
Drinking:   I'm a light/social drinker
Race:   Asian
Speaks:   English
Education:   Some college
Marital Status:   Single
Occupation:   false prophet
Religion:   Atheist
Have Children:   No
Want Children:   Maybe
Hair Color:   Black
Hair Length :   Short
Eye Color :   Brown
Glasses or Contacts :   None

   
35 year old Man in Las Vegas, Nevada, United States

Looking For: Women for a friend
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Profile for colossal_youth
me: a serpent at the base of the tree of knowledge coiled in venomous repose.

My Ideal Person:
you: nobody, not even the rain has such small hands

  • My most humbling moment
    failing to paint my masterpiece. or, maybe, not matching
    the indifference of the world.
  • Favorite on-screen sex scene
    that one with dakota fanning.
  • The celebrity I resemble the most
    the virginia tech shooter. but waaaaaay hotter.
  • The best or worst lie I've ever told
    it's your baby.
  • Five items I can't live without
    a song in my heart, a thought in my head, art that illumines
    the human condition whether in darkness or glory, love,
    and failing that, the head of a prostitute bobbing ever
    so rhythmically in my lap, much like the oil derricks you
    see on occasion, in the barren and desolate wastes of southern
    california...
  • Fill in the blank: _____ is sexy; _____ is sexier.
    autoerotic asphyxiation is sexy; surviving masturbation
    so you can brag about it later is sexier.
  • In my bedroom one will find...
    books on the dresser, clothes on the floor, pornography
    in the dvd player, two or three notebooks on the nightstand
    (mostly unwritten in), and a one way ticket to not-quite-ecstasy.
    which is in the neighborhood of ecstasy. yet, still, frustratingly far away.

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