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TheKeystone's Information:
 
Gender:   Man
Age:   48
Lives in:   Mesa, Arizona, United States
Speaks:   English
Marital Status:   Prefer not to say
Occupation:   Professor

   
48 year old Man in Mesa, Arizona, United States

Looking For: Men for a short term relationship or a long term relationship
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Profile for TheKeystone
I teach screenwriting at Arizona State University.

I come from a big family. We're close.

I'm looking for an old-fashioned, one-to-one relationship. If you can make me laugh when I'm way too serious, that's a plus.

I like a lot of different physical types, but if someone's ever said you look like Seth Rogen or Philip Seymour Hoffman, you should definitely get in touch.

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