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uwhusky_girl
Why you should get to know me: "I deleted FOX News from my remote."
scorpiohuntress
Celebrity I resemble most: "That chick from X-Men 2 who fought Wolverine - but without the dragon nails!"
wufu79
Celebrity I resemble most: "If they resembled me, they wouldn't be famous. That is unless they knew kung-fu."
pohhau
More about what I am looking for: "A girl that know what she wants and is not materialistic."
sabrrrina13
More about what I am looking for: "Someone to watch movies , drink coffee, have tickle fights, walk the cities and most of all laugh with."
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