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chillington03
In my bedroom, you'll find: "My grandparents' dresser set, a JFK framed print, my comfy bed and my hockey skates."
lil_cherry_bomb
Fill in the blanks: "Guys/girls with long hair is sexy; a girl/guy with glasses is sexier."
savageegavas
Last great book I read: "Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco."
AtlasKiss
More about who I'm looking for: "Your ideal relationship involves being best friends unable to keep your hands off each other."
sweetgrkpoet
Last great book I read: "I read too much to just choose one - Fight Club, Post Office by Bukowski, Lolita."
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