Why you should get to know me:"Because I played rugby, but stopped with just enough brains left."
Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: "I was not skinny dipping in the fountain officer."
Why you should get to know me: "I can best be described as witty, intelligent, lukewarmly evil, and slightly cynical."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "On a pilgrimage to Dollywood. In a convertible. With a cowboy. An urban cowboy?"
More about what I am looking for: "Nice guy, honest, is not intimidated by a trash-talking female."
Why you should get to know me: "I'm fun to drive and low on miles?"
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "That room in Willy Wonka where everything is edible, including the plates."