Why you should get to know me: "Because I have Hungarian paprika in my cupboard."
More about what I am looking for: "You know what? I just realized I have no definitive type. Come get me, whoever you are."
Last great book I read: "Bill Gates for Dummies, Culture and Philosophy Series, by James B. South."
More about what I am looking for: "Crooked teeth, big dirty hair, big eyes, and tight pants make me really happy."
Celebrity I resemble most: "If it'll get you to meet me for a drink, James Spader. If not, I'll say Reese Witherspoon."
Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: "I am the airline upgrade lie specialist. I can say no more."
Most humbling moment: "Wrote an autobiographical novel about traveling in Europe only to realize that no one, including myself, cares."